Drivers jokes

 · “I am learning how to drive, good sir,” the driver replied. Seeing no one else in the car the officer says; “Without an instructor?” “Oh yes, officer” exclaims the young driver, “it’s a correspondence course.” Do not try at home! “Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman? A: Park your car in it, man!” And finally my favorite. A blonde woman is speeding down the highway and gets pulled over by a blonde cop, the cop goes up to the blonde's window and says "I need to see your license ma'am." The driver says she doesn't know what that is and the lady officer says "It's that little thing in . Drivers jokes that will give you drive fun with working taxi puns like A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding and Two Cops were waiting outside of a bar at closing time Drivers jokes that are not only about drive but actually working taxi puns like A blonde motorist is pulled over by a blonde policewoman for speeding and Two Cops were .

Driver: *freezes at this unexpected turn of events* Gunman: *In a louder voice* "Do it" Driver: "Please don't shoot. I'll do whatever you ask" Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off. Gunman: "Now start masturbating or I'll put a bullet in your head" read more. Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit. A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a comedian, but his delivery is awful. Friend of mine lost his job as a courier driver. He just wasn’t delivering the goods. Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. Top 10 of the Funniest Truck Driver Jokes and Puns. A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm. Two truck drivers trying to drive under a.

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